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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Sarah Brady's Going To Want To Ban These As Well

Guns don't kill people. Crazy fools with power tools kill people.

One lone person with a legally concealed weapon might have stopped this.

I wonder if the UN conference will add an addendum regarding power tools.

Nah.

Kyle The Opinionated at 3:49 PM

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Kyle The Opinionated: Raised by an unknown species of ape in the Belgian Congo, I was rescued by a mad French military officer and brought to Texas. I attended the University of Texas at Austin, where I had the distinction of being one of three conservatives on campus who were not stoned to death. Both figuratively and literally. After a short stint on Barsoom, where I united several warring tribes and became a warlord, I awoke at the Texas Tech University School of Law. Despite overwhelming odds in Vegas and one assassination attempt, I graduated and passed the Texas Bar. I now ply my trade in Texas, and continue to mastermind plots to control the world. So far my followers consist of a blind dog, an insane dog, a vaguely stupid dog, and a Mini-Me. I plan to let the blind dog have France when we take control of the world.

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