Thursday, September 04, 2008

Red Card His Green Card and Send Him Home

If I see another picture of David Beckham scowling, and hocking some product that he obviously doesn't use or know anything about (Sharpie Markers??? Give me a break. I'm SURE he uses those all the time), I'm going to go postal and start shooting soccer balls. Maybe some that are still attached to soccer players.

Just kidding, but good grief.

Why the scowl? He's making beaucoup off of a sport that most Americans think comes in a distant tenth behind curling in popularity, he's banging the only hot Spice Girl there was, and he's an international jet-setter. I'd think if anybody out there ought to smile, it would be him.

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