Tuesday, July 04, 2006

This Is One Way To Get Rid Of Them...

And it's self inflicted, that's the beauty of it all....

So let me get this straight. The liberals hate the war. They hate Bush. They hate him so much they are going to starve themselves. If the war continues, they won't eat. If they don't eat, they die. Therefore, they won't bother us any more.

This is great! We don't even have to lift a finger! Just wait about three weeks, and they'll croak on their own!

I just cannot fathom this mindset. Do they think the government cares so much about Sean Penn that they'll bring all the troops home to keep Sean from starving to death? Talk about egocentric.

Let's see: watch Sean Penn starve to death, or continue the war on terror, thereby keeping America safe. There might be a 2 for 1 benefit here, actually....

They should have started this protest years ago. The sad thing is, when they finally cave in and start scarfing Big Macs again, they'll probably sell this idiocy as the newest miracle diet.

The new Hunger Strike Protest Miracle Diet. Guaranteed results in 4 weeks.
First week caloric intake: 0.
Second week: whatever small household pests you find.
Third week: rock soup and pine floats.
Fourth week: whatever you can suck out of the carpet.
Fifth week: Go hit the buffet at Cici's; you've lost about 80% of your body weight and Laura Flynn Boyle is making fun of you.

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