This is the last post before the holidays. Take some time to thank the Good Lord for the chance to be here and do whatever it is he set you loose to do.
Spend time with the family. They have to love you, no one else in this world does. Be thankful for them. Extremely close friends also count in this regard.
Be thankful for being American. We have it so much better than everyone else in the world. Don't feel guilty about it, just be thankful for it. Crush anyone trying to take our American way of life away from us.
Be thankful Kerry didn't win the election. If he had, that poor Marine we keep hearing about would have been hauled into a World Court at the Hague for war crimes. Keep that in mind, and raise a stink to anyone who will listen about exactly why the kid should be left alone. After getting a nice medal, that is.
Be thankful the Cowboys are losing so terribly this year. Jerry Jones would have otherwise started building a monument to himself that would have humbled the Pharoes. Maybe he'll exercise a bit of restraint this way.
Be thankful Phoebe the Sugar Glider is not any bigger than what she is; say Godzilla-sized. She thinks she is anyway. If she were, we'd all be Thanksgiving turkey. I bet she has dreams of stomping cities flat and subjugating the entire human race. God knew what he was doing when he made her tiny. For which I am VERY thankful.....
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