Via the Drudge Report.
This story is simply to horrible to contemplate. But I shall, just because I'm that kind of guy.
You may have been threatened with this before, but now there's undisputed evidence it can actually happen. It's all fun to laugh about it, until somebody gets hurt.
There are entirely too many funny things to be said about this. Let the pun begin. Keeping in mind, of course, anything said is simply whistling past the graveyard for the males of the species.
Thank heavens for the miracles of modern medicine.....